[Verse] [Verse]
Ninety-five at midnight, You’re as fickle as the weather,
There's a trembling in the trees, You’re a forecast gone astray,
You’re lying there beside me Every time I think we’re getting there
Like a humid summer breeze. The storm clouds blow away.
You say, “Honey, don’t you hurry,” I can hear the distant rumbling,
While the thunder rolls outside— Feel the electricity—
There’s a storm front coming and my woman, But “scattered storms by ten o’clock”
They’re both taking their sweet time. Means nothing now to me.
[Refrain] [Bridge]
Hot, humid and horny, Don’t give me partly cloudy,
Waiting for the rain, Don’t give me thirty percent,
You keep building up the pressure, Don’t tell me conditions are favorable
Then you make me wait again. For a earth-shaking event.
Hot, humid and horny, I’ve had enough of forecasts,
Thunder rattling the pane— I’ve had enough suspense—
Baby, when you finally let go, I want thunder, rain and lightning,
Let it come down like rain. And a measurable event!
[Verse] [Verse]
The weather app says “any minute.” Then not long after midnight
You say, “Baby, almost there.” The whole damn atmosphere gives way,
I’ve learned to trust those two predictions You cry out like the heavens
With exactly equal care. And the sky does just the same.
There’s lightning on the horizon, Rain is pounding on the rooftop,
There’s a tremor in your thighs, Cool air rushes through the room—
But the clouds drift off toward Jersey Two stubborn fronts have finally broken,
And you smile and close your eyes. And sweet relief comes rolling through.
[Refrain] [Refrain]
Hot, humid and horny, Hot, humid and horny,
Waiting for the rain, Then finally came the rain,
You keep building up the pressure, The sky let go, like you did for me
Then you make me wait again. And washed away the strain.
Hot, humid and horny, Hot, humid and happy,
Thunder rattling the pane— Cool breeze through the window pane.
Baby, when you finally let go, Nothing beats a lover and a storm
Let it come down like summer rain. When they both come down like summer rain.
